dragonsroar:

asgards-camaro:

captainhumphrey:

happyasaghost:

themasterofgallifrey:

elasticitymudflap:

corrupted-teens:

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH AHAHAHAHAH AOMG

heLP IM PISS

I PEED

my cat is sitting in my lap and i broke down into hysterics and she’s like “meow what”

oh god i’m cryingfkhkdgfd

I STARTED WAVING MY HANDS WHEN THE CAT WALKED TO THE WINDOW SILL AND THEN

HWAHTJFJ???WHAT??

fyeahartstudentowl:

And every table in Scandinavia got flipped.

GPOY

thefluffingtonpost:

Cat Protesters Occupy Bathroom Sink

The Fluffington Post has received numerous reports that two local cats have locked themselves in the bathroom sink in an apparent protest against cat baths.  According to a statement released via a website attributed to the cats, the pair lead a growing movement among felines that seeks to redefine cat baths as between one cat and his tongue, or perhaps another cat’s tongue, but definitely not humans and a bathtub.

More on this story as it develops…

Via schuch.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

GOD DAMN IT I FORGOT TO FILE MY TAXES.

coveredinsnow-:

A blend dedicated to all the Tonyfeelers out there. We’re not crying, we’ve just been cutting onions. Beause we’re making a lasagna. For one.

Big tea in a suit of Assam Melody, take that away and what is it? Rich, brisk and living on the edge. This tea will try to convince you that it doesn’t play well with others and that it’s not a hero, but those are just lies. I hear it tastes a bit like coconut.

Label art by the wonderful ironfries ♥

animalstalkinginallcaps:

HEY, TIM.

TIM.

TIMMY.

TIMBO.

TIMBALAND.

TIMBALAND AND MAGOO.

TIMBALAND PRESENTS: SHOCK VALUE.

TIMPERATE RAINFOREST. 

TIM, WAKE THE FUCK UP!

… OR DON’T. YOUR CALL. I THINK SOME PEOPLE ARE DEAD IN YOUR BATHROOM, THOUGH. WHEN AND IF YOU FIND YOUR PANTS YOU SHOULD GO CHECK THAT OUT. 

THAT WAS A TRULY EPIC PARTY, T-BOZ. I MEAN IT. I’M PRETTY SURE WE SET YOUR NEIGHBOR’S HOUSE ON FIRE. I’M GONNA GO GRAB SOME CHIPOTLE. I’LL SEE YOU IN CHEM LAB.