News from the Benthic Madness

mothwizard:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

If you struggle with self-care and see this, stop what you’re doing

ask-dr-knockout:

rosecoveredtardis:

  • Have you eaten in the last 4ish hours?
  • Have you had something to drink today?
  • Can you have something, even if just milk or water or cup’o’noodles or toast with something yummy on it, if you haven’t, please?
  • If you have any injuries, can you please take care of them for me?
  • Also please take any meds if you should and haven’t, yet?

Whatever you have or haven’t done today just know you’re super strong and I am so proud of you

Okay you can go back to blogging now~ <3

As your friendly neighborhood autoboticon Medic… I second this notion!

Wait, according to this, we should be eating six meals a day?!  Wtf?!

ask-dr-knockout:

snatchedweaves:

asiareneebelike:

wtf



hummm… this must be the reason why Humans lifespans are so short…

ask-dr-knockout:

snatchedweaves:

asiareneebelike:

wtf

hummm… this must be the reason why Humans lifespans are so short…

pleatedjeans:

via
bichapsicopata:

Jajá!
kairisparda:

Transformers: More that Meets the Eye #7

kairisparda:

Transformers: More that Meets the Eye #7

mrbutts:

but how much of the footage the djd forced rewind to record was them playing “will it blend” with the rest of the crew

karcuttle:

i was cleaning out my phone pics and i found this gem

karcuttle:

i was cleaning out my phone pics and i found this gem